If you're bored enough to be reading this, I pity you. Now piss off you freak.

Right. I'm bored. So I've decided to trawl mindsay for mutants and then post them on here, so you know who to avoid. I'll locate the most pointless, worthless blogs about the most pointless, worthless people and put 'em on here. 'Cos I feel like it. And yes, I can see the irony here. So don't bother pointing it out. Or I'll tear your face off. You fricking mutant.
And what is it with bloggers and a terminal inability to spell?

Anyway, here we go Needy Mutant of the Day!

http://awelltrainedboy.mindsay.com/

Who appears to have never posted anything on his blog thing, but I found his messages on some random girls blog whilst performing the mutant crawl.

http://www.mindsay.com/comments/seperia/resentment.mws <= The Conversation.

Not only does he type in an irritating manner, he was also painfully blatantly trying to get into the girls pants, even though she was obviously taken. AND NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE MAGIC HANDS! What a mutant.

"I am VARY safe and I have a brain."

You might have a brain, but I wouldn't trust you within 2 miles of this girl, you with your mutant hands of magic.

Oh yeah, and to the girl in question: BLOKES LOOK AT PORN! Its what we do. Live with it. Its not evil. Its perfectly bleeding natural. And its not like the woman is forced into being in porn. Well, unless she is. But most everywhere has laws against that kind of thing. Not that I can be bothered to remember what her tag was, or that she'll ever read this.

Whatever. I'll look for another one tomorrow. Bet you can't wait.

Hah. Just as I thought. I wouldn't ever use this thing. Who the hel actually believes people want to read about your worthless crappy lives? The only blog of worth I've ever seen is my mate Lemming's, 'cos he'm funny. You all suck. And if you're bored enough to be reading this pile of wank, read his instead. And then go get laid or something. Do something interesting with your pointless existence. Why the hel am I even bothering typing this? 'Cos I'm waiting for an email from somebody about a job and suddenly remembered about this thing.

Be seeing you fools.

There wasn't enough space in the dislikes list to contain them all... I added to it 'till it was about six times the size of my likes then went to check something, came back and half of it was deleted...

Hehe, some drunk eejit mistook me and my housemate Lemming as "Ozzy Osbourne and his freaky little grandchild". He followed us across most of Aberystwyth to tell us this.
I wonder which of us was supposed to be which...

I am listening to Hawkwind (again)

I've just noticed that my dislikes list is 3 times as long as my likes list on my profile.And I just keep adding to it. Does this make me bitter and twisted?

I am catapulting llamas

http://makaimedia.com/games/gbu/

Great game. Found it off of jellybeanxs's blog (I know, I know, I wanted to know who the hel would actually want to read me thingy). Kinda easy to get a good score though. The only reason I only got 4th on the top score list with 413 points was because I got bored eventually. Given half an hour it should be easy to get to the top of the list.

Stay grim fellow necrolytes,

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
HAIL THE POWERWIZARD!

For those of you who care; I'm currently in 2 bands. One is an Accoustic Black Metal band (in the vein of Impaled Northern Moonfrost and Nocturnal Blasphemy, if you don't know what ABM is give me a sec) and the other is... well to be honest I don't know what it is. They say they want it to sound like Opeth. To me it sounds like it randomly switches 'twixt rock and metal. Whatever, I bass it anyhow.
On to ABM. Accoustic Black Metal is... erm... well quite poor actually. The idea is to get a load of people together who can't play their chosen instruments (I play accoustic guitar for this, detuned of course) and get them to play truly awful music. Black Metal is good, Acoustic Black Metal is quite shit really. But good fun. The idea is to have a sense of humour when playing/listening to it. I could do the whole grimnecro patter here but I'm quite knackered so I can't be bothered right now. Anyhow, the line-up:

- Myself on detuned accoustic guitar and backing 'vocals'.
- Andy on thighs and lead 'vocals'
- Whoever else we can get to do random stuff. Usually chopstick and backing screams. This week an old friend came up name of Lyndon, so we got him to record some stuff with us.

Track Listing so far:

- Beware of Necrobobsledders
- Entry of the Gods into Grimhalla (an epic! A whole 2 mintues 20 seconds!)
- The More Necrolytic Sound of Silence [Simon and Garfunkel Cover]
- Do Forgir (Norwegian for 'Die Poser')
- Hitler Hails the Truly Grim and Inverted NecroCabbage (truly tasteless)
- Inverted Necrogoblin Satanist [Wearing a Hat From Norway - In the North]
- Swords, Bikes and How Much We Love Ourselves [A Truly Frostbitten Tribute to Man'O'War]
- Donald Duck is a Black Metal Legend
- Hail to the Chin (A Tribute to Bruce Campbell)
- Sodomising a Moongoat on the Northernest Northern North Glacier of Norway - In the North
- Montevani [A Tribute to Peter Sellers]
- Pingu Hails the Necrowizard

Among others, will update when I can find the damned file.

Forthcoming projects include going to the castle at midnight of a full moon with a Fisher Price cassette recorder and recording an entire albums worth of content; and we found a site with a load of really bad Pingu fan poetry, which we're going to turn into a concept album.

Anyhow, stay grim y'all

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND POSERS ON MY BLADE!

Darnit. Those who know me know that I dislike this blogging thing. But sod it. I got bored. Anyhow, if your reading this expecting to read all about my life then quite frankly, you need to get a life of your own. If someone wants to know about my life they can have a sodding conversation.
I intend to use this to randomly rant at nobody in particular. And maybe post random crap. And natter about my bands perhaps. Whatever.

Anyhow, be seeing you

Norse